• 3%: at school
• 7%: at home
• 90%: when I'm about to shower

therule-breaker:

princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better

(via lovethroughyoureyes)

br-ight-eyes:

sodamnrelatable:

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

I have never seen a more accurate post

(Source: kimpoyfeliciano, via lovethroughyoureyes)

epic-humor:

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via uniquelittlefangirl)

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(Source: ryanseacresthighfivesblindguy, via uniquelittlefangirl)